Hi. I'm Allison Cameron. I work at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital as a fellow of Dr. Gregory House in the Department of Diagnostic Medicine. By training, I'm an immunologist, which my boss thinks means "professional coffee girl and art piece." It doesn't.
Contrary to what you might hear, I'm not stupid. I'm a graduate of Swarthmore and the University of Washington School of Medicine; I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic and my residency at the University of Maryland before coming to Princeton. I've written an article about the ethics of consent that I hope to publish at some point.
I realize that this thing will provide endless hours of amusement to my colleagues and boss, but so it goes.